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Team: Kings of Aesir is not scheduled to play in the next round.


Threat Assessment:
JD and Ash have been together in Aesir since the dawn of man. Their knowledge of eachother's strengths and weaknesses should carry them into Round 4, but a Round 5 entrance is unlikely.

They added Ol' Dirtae into the rotation, who will likely hold up his end just as well as the other two, but may interfere with the strong teamwork the other two have going.

Post QR Update
I'm such a good TA writer that my prediction for this team still has not changed, I expect a round 4 exit.

Post whining update:

On Tuesday, the 10th of August 2004, a mutilated body was discovered in the swamps of New Jersey.

Police launched an investigation, with chief suspect Tony Soprano in mind.  However, this was no mere mafia hit.  An autopsy revealed abnormally large tear ducts and signs of JD in the body’s blood.

This discovery untangled a web of deceit, ph rushes, and whines.  Stunningly, this corpse did not suffer from JD syndrome but was in fact the original JD creature that unleashed the horrible plague onto humanity.  

Scientists studying this strange creature formed early conclusions.  It had, evidently, adapted to its natural environment in the deserts of Nevada where excessive crying could be readily absorbed by the dry land.  Fortunately, a sudden geographic move to the swamps left it unfit to survive. The autopsy's lung examination concluded that the cause of death was drowning in its own tears.

The mutilation came post-mortem; the body was torn apart by wild dogs and then peed on.


The ghost of JD past continues to haunt the forums.

4 people have predicted that this team will make the top ten.
Among these people, the average rank predicted is: 7

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Kings of Aesir (aesir)
   Ol' Dirtae®
Starting Times
Fri, 8pm - Fri, 10pm
Sun, 7pm - Sun, 9pm
Rank: 36 / 57
Total Points: 46
Victory Points: 33
Damage Points: 13
Damage/Game: 120
Match History
R3B3 - 5th
R2B2 - 3rd
R1B5 - 5th
# Games 
 Ol' Dirtae®

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