| Game One: King of the Hill on Proving Grounds |
| Team | The Samnites | vitutuksen multihuipennus | G-Unit | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Miami Vice | Team Snorn |
| Captain | Agt. Smith î)øä | Dante | Fifty G-UNIT | frylock ATHF | Sonny Crockett | Brandtake ~LgRm |
| Teammate | -/CORBÎS-> | creme ~vittu | Young Buc G-UNIT | meatwad ATHF | Ricardo Tubbs | «·°Strykr°·»->- |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 3 (3+0) | 8 (5+3) | 1 (0+1) | 6 (6+0) | 4 (2+2) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 220 | 350 | 244 | 177 | 269 | 208 |
| Score So Far | 3 | 8 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 0 |
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| Game Two: Flag Rally on Gimble in the Wabe |
| Team | The Samnites | vitutuksen multihuipennus | G-Unit | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Miami Vice | Team Snorn |
| Captain | Agt. Smith î)øä | creme ~vittu | Fifty G-UNIT | frylock ATHF | Sonny Crockett | «·°Strykr°·»->- |
| Teammate | -/CORBÎS-> | Dante | Young Buc G-UNIT | meatwad ATHF | Ricardo Tubbs | Brandtake ~LgRm |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 4 (2+2) | 3 (3+0) | 9 (6+3) | 0 (0+0) | 6 (5+1) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 160 | 117 | 180 | 69 | 149 | 60 |
| Score So Far | 7 | 11 | 10 | 6 | 10 | 0 |
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| Game Three: Territories on Dead Man's Float |
| Team | The Samnites | vitutuksen multihuipennus | G-Unit | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Miami Vice | Team Snorn |
| Captain | Agt. Smith î)øä | Dante | LloydBanks `G*U°® | meatwad ATHF | Sonny Crockett | «·°Strykr°·»->- |
| Teammate | -/CORBÎS-> | creme ~vittu | Fifty G-UNIT | frylock ATHF | Ricardo Tubbs | Brandtake ~LgRm |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 9 (6+3) | 6 (5+1) | 2 (2+0) | 3 (3+0) | 2 (0+2) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 317 | 247 | 93 | 185 | 251 | 11 |
| Score So Far | 16 | 17 | 12 | 9 | 12 | 0 |
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| Game Four: Steal the Bacon on I'll Dance on Your Grave |
| Team | The Samnites | vitutuksen multihuipennus | G-Unit | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Miami Vice | Team Snorn |
| Captain | Agt. Smith î)øä | creme ~vittu | Young Buc G-UNIT | frylock ATHF | Ricardo Tubbs | |
| Teammate | -/CORBÎS-> | Dante | Fifty G-UNIT | meatwad ATHF | | |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 5 (5+0) | 3 (3+0) | 8 (6+2) | 5 (2+3) | 1 (0+1) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 37 | 61 | 154 | 158 | 141 | |
| Score So Far | 21 | 20 | 20 | 14 | 13 | 0 |
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| Game Five: Last Man on the Hill on Demise on the Plains |
| Team | The Samnites | vitutuksen multihuipennus | G-Unit | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Miami Vice | Team Snorn |
| Captain | Agt. Smith î)øä | creme ~vittu | LloydBanks `G*U°® | frylock ATHF | Ricardo Tubbs | |
| Teammate | -/CORBÎS-> | Dante | Young Buc G-UNIT | meatwad ATHF | | |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 6 (6+0) | 6 (5+1) | 6 (3+3) | 2 (2+0) | 2 (0+2) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 43 | 55 | 128 | -3 | 60 | |
| Score So Far | 27 | 26 | 26 | 16 | 15 | 0 |
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