| Game One: Steal the Bacon on Dead Man's Chest |
| Team | Bench Warmers | Angry Black Women | ARF | The Second Mouse | Noodles and Meatballs | The Living End |
| Captain | Hermes GG! | Kilgrath ABW | Steven Seagal o-v-< | /////ĪSe7eNĪ///// ~PoOp | Noodles p**p | Asmodian |
| Teammate | Clank | | | Rocket Dive gtm | | |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 3 (3+0) | 5 (2+3) | 6 (6+0) | 7 (5+2) | 1 (0+1) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 101 | 216 | 99 | 133 | 109 | 62 |
| Score So Far | 3 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
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| Game Two: Territories on Killing Grounds |
| Team | Bench Warmers | Angry Black Women | ARF | The Second Mouse | Noodles and Meatballs | The Living End |
| Captain | Hermes GG! | Kilgrath ABW | Steven Seagal o-v-< | /////ĪSe7eNĪ///// ~PoOp | Noodles p**p | Asmodian |
| Teammate | Clank | | | Rocket Dive gtm | Meatballs | |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 3 (2+1) | 2 (0+2) | 9 (6+3) | 5 (5+0) | 3 (3+0) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 249 | 292 | 349 | 111 | 232 | 121 |
| Score So Far | 6 | 7 | 15 | 12 | 4 | 0 |
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| Game Three: King of the Hill on Gyre in the Wabe |
| Team | Bench Warmers | Angry Black Women | ARF | The Second Mouse | Noodles and Meatballs | The Living End |
| Captain | Hermes GG! | Kilgrath ABW | Steven Seagal o-v-< | /////ĪSe7eNĪ///// ~PoOp | Noodles p**p | Asmodian |
| Teammate | Clank | | | *< :3 )----- OtA | Meatballs | |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 8 (6+2) | 8 (5+3) | 4 (3+1) | 2 (2+0) | 0 (0+0) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 263 | 264 | 173 | 166 | 171 | 37 |
| Score So Far | 14 | 15 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 0 |
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| Game Four: Last Man on the Hill on I'll Fall on Your Spiderweb |
| Team | Bench Warmers | Angry Black Women | ARF | The Second Mouse | Noodles and Meatballs | The Living End |
| Captain | Hermes GG! | Kilgrath ABW | Steven Seagal o-v-< | Rocket Dive gtm | Noodles p**p | |
| Teammate | Clank | | | *< :3 )----- OtA | Meatballs | |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 8 (5+3) | 2 (2+0) | 1 (0+1) | 5 (3+2) | 6 (6+0) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 147 | 73 | 92 | 142 | 68 | |
| Score So Far | 22 | 17 | 20 | 19 | 10 | 0 |
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| Game Five: Flag Rally on Venice |
| Team | Bench Warmers | Angry Black Women | ARF | The Second Mouse | Noodles and Meatballs | The Living End |
| Captain | Hermes GG! | Kilgrath ABW | Steven Seagal o-v-< | Rocket Dive gtm | | |
| Teammate | Clank | | | *< :3 )----- OtA | | |
| Score (Vctry+Dmg) | 5 (5+0) | 8 (6+2) | 4 (3+1) | 5 (2+3) | 0 (0+0) | 0 (0+0) |
| Damage Dealt | 114 | 165 | 123 | 188 | | |
| Score So Far | 27 | 25 | 24 | 24 | 10 | 0 |
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